Awful things circulating the internet

Recently, I saw the following post on Facebook. It really bothers me. It bothers me because you'd better not, she's is just 16 (#30); I don't really think anyone should be wearing a bikini (#6); and Becky Mae ought to put some clothes on or her father isn't going to let her leave the house (#2).

Where do we get off deciding that young girls should dress scantily? Seriously! I simply don't understand why people think that girls need to wear such little clothing to be seen. A girl can look very pleasing to the eye without being naked. Being raised in Texas my whole life, I am nothing but a southern girl. I understand that the author was trying to be humorous, but shouldn't southern men be man enough to stand up for a young girl's decency? Isn't that what is so pleasing about the idea of a southern man? Good character with dirt under his nails is what I grew up thinking men were supposed to be like. It isn't that I want men to be whimpy, oh no, not at all. Men should be men, not feminized versions like what Hollywood thinks a man should be. However, being a child molester (#16) or a porn addict (#6) really disqualifies anyone from being on my list of real men. Oh, and let's throw in a comment on #1 for good measure. Alcoholics aren't on my list either.

31 things you WONT here a southern man say:

31. When I retire, I'm movin' North.

30. Oh I just couldn't. She's only sixteen.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.

24. That car is too old and unsafe to drive.

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a rat's *** who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too big.

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate

6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. Youse guys.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Becky Mae.....darlin'

AND THE NUMBER ONE THANG THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:

1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!